1 00:00:01,768 --> 00:00:05,782 Okay. Here we are. Come on. 2 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:07,250 Let's go. Let's go. 3 00:00:07,274 --> 00:00:10,053 I feel so embarrassed. 4 00:00:10,077 --> 00:00:13,055 You'll get over it. What have we got, woj? 5 00:00:13,079 --> 00:00:16,360 This is alice grant. That's captain miller. 6 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:17,694 Miss grant. 7 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:20,797 She propositioned Me over on broadway. 8 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:22,099 Oh. 9 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:26,469 Asked me if I wanted to Go for "A roll in the hay." 10 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:28,805 Don't people say that anymore? 11 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:31,608 Uh... Not in this Neighborhood, no. 12 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:33,443 Well, nobody told me. 13 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,678 Actually, this is my first time. 14 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:38,281 I didn't even know what to wear. 15 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:39,716 You did okay. 16 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,083 You know, you'd Think the other girls 17 00:00:41,107 --> 00:00:43,152 Would be a little helpful. 18 00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:45,121 You'd think so, wouldn't you? 19 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:47,779 I don't suppose there's any Kind of a training program. 20 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,095 Uh, not in the formal sen... 21 00:00:52,119 --> 00:00:54,798 No. Would you have A seat, miss grant? 22 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:55,965 Wojo. 23 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,922 Wojo: yeah. 24 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:01,838 What's gonna happen? 25 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:04,663 Uh, got to get some Information first. 26 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,344 You know... 27 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:10,513 You were the first Person I approached. 28 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:13,505 You seemed to have a Hungry look in your eye. 29 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:17,520 I was going into a restaurant. 30 00:01:17,544 --> 00:01:18,955 Oh. 31 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:20,912 I thought it was me. 32 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:28,464 Address? 33 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:31,490 136 mamie eisenhower way. 34 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,338 Fort dix, new jersey. 35 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:38,108 Wait a minute. Are you... Are you in the army? 36 00:01:38,132 --> 00:01:41,299 Should I have mentioned that? 37 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:45,515 What are you doing Hooking in the village? 38 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,984 We get days off. 39 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,955 Well, I'll bet you any amount Of money it's against the rules. 40 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:54,824 I suppose so. 41 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:57,215 But I just couldn't See any other way out. 42 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:02,398 My roommate just moved Out of our off-base apartment, 43 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:04,700 Leaving me with the rent. 44 00:02:04,724 --> 00:02:06,769 And my mother just Moved into a nursing home, 45 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,672 And I have to send her money, 46 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:12,976 All on a take-home pay Of about $550 a month. 47 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:18,181 What would you do? Well, I wouldn't sell my body. 48 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:20,371 Ever? 49 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:23,186 No. 50 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:25,288 You got to have some Respect for yourself. 51 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:26,723 Well, I do. 52 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:29,292 I just don't have any money. 53 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:33,229 Well, all the girls get paid The same thing, don't they? 54 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:34,630 I mean, what do they do? 55 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,365 They quit. 56 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:40,058 They're not as Patriotic as I am. 57 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:45,364 Uh, stay right there. 58 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,249 She's in the army. 59 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:02,618 - miss, uh... - grant. 60 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:04,454 Would you believe it? 61 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:05,855 She says she doesn't Make enough money 62 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:07,891 To cover her obligations. 63 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,126 Well, there's a lot Of that going around. 64 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:12,583 A lot of people Resigning, she says. 65 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:18,568 Um... Wojo, much as I'm loath to admit it, 66 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,670 I don't have a ready solution. 67 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:22,672 Me, either. 68 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:25,007 Okay, then why don't We call her base, 69 00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:27,151 And have somebody Come down and pick her up. 70 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:33,738 Like to see reagan squirm His way out of this one. 71 00:04:36,176 --> 00:04:38,221 Come on, puente. Get in here. 72 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:42,125 How am I supposed To hear a silent alarm? 73 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:44,360 Get a dog. 74 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:45,984 Dumb export company. 75 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:51,100 They had no cameras, No gold watches, 76 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,169 No mean punks... 77 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:54,904 Just a bunch of dried-up fruit 78 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,874 And a crate of slim Whitman records! 79 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,809 You know who he is? 80 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,578 He yodels on tv! 81 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:04,714 - boring. - yeah, I think so! 82 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:07,183 Sit down. 83 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:09,185 Our silent alarm was a break-in. 84 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,120 We got him with these. 85 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,023 What are they? 86 00:05:13,047 --> 00:05:15,158 Microprocessor chips. 87 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:17,260 They're the essence Of a computer. 88 00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:20,363 They formulate each Thought to tell it what to do. 89 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:24,100 Each chip can hold Millions of functions. 90 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:26,836 There's probably $15,000, $20,000 worth in there. 91 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,537 - you're serious? - yeah. 92 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:30,473 "Delancey exports. 93 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:35,078 Ship to wilinski importing Company, gdansk, poland." 94 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:38,214 We may be in over our Heads. You better call the fbi. 95 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:40,083 Uh, barn? 96 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,818 I thought I could get into it. 97 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,988 I believe you have Plenty to do around here. 98 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,956 Nothing truly exciting. 99 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:50,826 Call the fbi. 100 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,783 Okay, thank you. 101 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:59,335 Well, they're sending Someone from the base down 102 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,037 To pick you up. 103 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,940 - thanks. - you're welcome. 104 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:06,509 Are they very upset? 105 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,599 They didn't sound too friendly. 106 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,618 Couldn't you have Gotten a part-time job? 107 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,620 I mean, as a waitress Or something. 108 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:19,622 I tried all that. 109 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:22,058 I needed something That paid more. 110 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:23,726 It finally came down To a choice between 111 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:26,818 Winning the jersey lottery Or being a sex object. 112 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:32,390 You'd think there'd be Some other alternatives. 113 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,960 You'd think so, wouldn't you? 114 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,076 Barney: can I help you? 115 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:43,246 I'm leo hadden. 116 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:45,248 What can I do for You, mr. Hadden? 117 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:47,850 - you called me. - I did? 118 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,985 Delancey exports. Sergeant dietrich? 119 00:06:50,009 --> 00:06:53,856 I'm captain miller. Dietrich! 120 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:57,326 This is mr. Hadden, delancey Exports. You called him? 121 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,328 About a burglary At my warehouse. 122 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,697 You had some goods you Were shipping overseas? 123 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:03,655 They're in that box over there. 124 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:05,934 I just wanted to Establish ownership 125 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:07,758 For the burglary report. 126 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,309 Do you ship a lot Of things to poland? 127 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,311 Oh, a little of this, A little of that... 128 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:18,147 Some jeans, dried fruit, Bobby vinton posters. 129 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:19,148 Microchips? 130 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,650 Dietrich! 131 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:22,607 Excuse me. 132 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,790 - did you call the fbi? - yes, sir. 133 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:29,759 - and? - they're on their way down. 134 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,028 Good. Let them handle it. 135 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,462 Yeah, I just wanted To, you know... 136 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:36,032 Yeah, just don't get involved. 137 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:39,035 I won't tell them Anything. How about this? 138 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,626 I give them the plot, but I Won't tell them who did it. 139 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,174 Mr. Hadden, we need your Signature on a complaint. 140 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:46,409 - you want to have a seat? - you know, 141 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:48,177 This is the first Time I've been robbed. 142 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:51,180 I had a watchdog, but he died. 143 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:53,482 Well, they're still making them. 144 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:56,318 Speaking of watchdogs, 145 00:07:56,342 --> 00:08:00,490 Do you export a lot of these High-technology microcircuits? 146 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:02,925 Oh, they're not high-technology. 147 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:05,862 They go into electronic Amusement games. 148 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,764 Oh, yeah, I love that stuff. 149 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:09,932 That's where you Shoot down planes, 150 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:12,969 Blow up tanks, wipe out cities. 151 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,071 Exactly. 152 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,439 Well, thanks very much For all your help, sergeant. 153 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:19,441 Sorry. We're gonna Have to hold on to this. 154 00:08:19,465 --> 00:08:22,178 - what for? - evidence. 155 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:26,382 A lot of polish children Are gonna be made... 156 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:28,785 Very unhappy. 157 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,119 Come on, mr. Hadden. 158 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:33,256 They must be getting Used to that by now. 159 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:37,693 Excuse me. 160 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:40,930 I'm looking for Sergeant dietrich. 161 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,932 Right here. You with the fbi? 162 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,100 Who, me? No. Oh, my god. 163 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:46,368 What's the matter? 164 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:48,170 My name is lawrence oaks. 165 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,139 I own sunny time electronics. 166 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:51,474 Thanks for coming Down, mr. Oaks. 167 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:53,142 I just want to ask You a few questions. 168 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,144 Oh, no, look, I-I'm married. I have three children. 169 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:57,012 I'm a veteran. I volunteered. 170 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,014 Did you sell these Chips to mr. Hadden? 171 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,750 Oh, yes, but... Yes, but... 172 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,685 Take it easy, larry. 173 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,622 He said they were going into Games for polish children. 174 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,857 They had nothing to Do with the military. 175 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,892 - larry... - that's what you said. 176 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:11,927 No one's accusing you Of anything, mr. Oaks. 177 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:14,997 It's all right. He's Just excitable. 178 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:18,200 We were introduced by My brother-in-law's uncle, 179 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,969 And I needed the business. 180 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,304 What's wrong with that? 181 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:23,306 What did I do? I Didn't do anything! 182 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,674 What's this about? 183 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:27,777 This is mr. Oaks. He sold The chips to mr. Hadden. 184 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,111 Yeah? 185 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:31,947 Do you have water? I take pills. 186 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:33,949 Just take it easy. Right over there. 187 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:35,150 Help yourself. 188 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:37,019 Oh! 189 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:40,790 It's getting interesting. 190 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,324 Yes? 191 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:45,160 - leo! - hello, frank. 192 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:46,896 Oh! 193 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,466 Well, you're looking Good. How's the wife? 194 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:53,903 Great. She asks about You all the time. Yours? 195 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,705 Oh, a little arthritis. 196 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:59,008 Excuse me. I'm captain miller. 197 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,277 Oh. How do you do? 198 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:04,013 Rilling, federal Bureau of investigation. 199 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:06,148 Oh. Mr. Rilling. 200 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,950 Well, we, uh... 201 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,720 We may have stumbled Into your area, I'm afraid. 202 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:13,389 Appreciate the call, captain. 203 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:16,058 Obviously, you two Know each other. 204 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,694 We're old friends. 205 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:21,764 Boston, san francisco, miami. 206 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,033 Hawaii. 207 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,001 - what weather. - yeah. 208 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:28,771 I had a hobie cat. 209 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,240 Let me get this straight. 210 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,343 Mr. Hadden's in the Exporting business. 211 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:39,270 Mr. Hadden is an Agent for the kgb. 212 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,576 It never said that On his checks. 213 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:53,896 Captain, your men have Done an excellent job. 214 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,699 Thank you. 215 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:59,034 Thank you, uh... 216 00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:02,237 I assume you'll be taking Mr. Hadden and mr. Oaks into custody. 217 00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:03,272 Absolutely. 218 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:05,875 - on what grounds? - come on, leo. 219 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:09,078 Microchips designated For eastern bloc countries 220 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:12,615 Are subject to embargo by The department of commerce. 221 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:17,486 I've read the commodity-control List pretty carefully, frank, 222 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:21,156 And chips going into amusement Devices aren't covered. 223 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:24,226 Chips are chips. Am I right? 224 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,460 Well, I-I don't... 225 00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:27,462 Oaks: there are chips That are legal chips. 226 00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:29,464 Then there are chips That are not legal chips, 227 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:30,533 But not these chips. 228 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:31,801 These chips are legal chips! 229 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,502 Please. I don't Want to go to jail. 230 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,804 My wife hardly talks to me now. 231 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,639 We're dealing in Unimportant technicalities. 232 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,373 I'm not so sure about that. 233 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:40,743 Why don't you back Off and let me handle it? 234 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:43,212 That's a pretty crude Way of putting it. 235 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,848 You're in charge here. 236 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:49,518 Okay! Okay. 237 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,821 Look, uh, Mr. Rilling, I'll admit 238 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:54,256 That we're dealing with Something that's out of my area. 239 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,358 However, this happens To be my jurisdiction, 240 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,360 And I would like to know What is going on here. 241 00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,995 - yeah, me too. - shut up. 242 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:02,498 - hey, I started this. - all right! 243 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:05,301 The point is, are you Absolutely certain 244 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,970 That it is illegal to Export those chips? 245 00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:11,606 If leo is involved, It has to be. 246 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:14,343 The department of Commerce would know. 247 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,979 Right. Call them. 248 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,013 You sure you want To get involved? 249 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:21,150 Just call them! 250 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:28,413 You must think I'm a real Idiot for doing what I did. 251 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,362 Well, I guess you blew Your good-conduct medal. 252 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,319 I guess. 253 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:40,336 But I'm glad it turned Out this way, though. 254 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,104 I mean, with you. 255 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:44,295 How come? 256 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,711 Because, to tell you the truth, 257 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:51,747 I probably couldn't Have gone through with it. 258 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,250 Oh, yeah? 259 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,274 Could you have? 260 00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,810 If you weren't a cop. 261 00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:04,627 Sure. 262 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,662 You're just saying that. 263 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:10,788 I mean, I never really Thought I was ever appealing. 264 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,559 Well, you are. 265 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,273 Hey, look, I, uh, 266 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:21,010 I've seen more hookers Than you can shake a stick at. 267 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,880 You got a lot of appeal. 268 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:26,670 Thanks. 269 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:34,523 - are you all right? - oh, yeah, sure. 270 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:37,159 I just can't handle the Pressure like I used to. 271 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:40,129 You're as good as you ever were. 272 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,131 How do I take that? 273 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,666 - as a compliment. - thanks, leo. 274 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:47,703 I'm getting tired of chasing You around the country. 275 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,839 At least with abscam, You could sit down. 276 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:53,275 You know something? 277 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:57,012 I'm gonna retire next summer. 278 00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,714 Are you serious? 279 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,850 I wouldn't lie to you. 280 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,651 You know, that's funny. 281 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,020 I was just thinking About that myself. 282 00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:07,690 I made a down payment On a condominium. 283 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,692 - moscow? - honolulu. 284 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,960 You know, some deep-sea fishing, 285 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,330 A little golf, Lying on the beach. 286 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,199 You might have Some time to do first. 287 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:20,036 You got no case, frank. 288 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,639 You always say that, leo. 289 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:26,975 You know something? I'm gonna miss you. 290 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:30,046 For a bolshevik, You're not a bad guy. 291 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,971 You're not so bad yourself. 292 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,321 You, uh, here for the russian? 293 00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,991 - the hooker. - oh. 294 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,193 Yeah, uh, if you'll Just wait right there, 295 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,662 I'll, uh, I'll get Captain miller. 296 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,664 Barney. 297 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,299 The army's here. 298 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,867 Oh. 299 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,971 Listen, uh, I'm... I'm Feeling really bad. 300 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,840 I think I should Have just let her go. 301 00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,608 It's a little late For that, huh? 302 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,944 Yeah. I knew you Were gonna say that. 303 00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:05,881 The thing is that You could explain 304 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,184 The extenuating Circumstances to them. 305 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,252 Well, just... Just use that... 306 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:13,722 That commanding, Persuasive voice of yours. 307 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,706 Wojo... Yeah, there. Just like that. 308 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,265 I'm captain miller. 309 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,700 - I'm sergeant lake. - sergeant. 310 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:29,138 On behalf of the 31st Motorized infantry battalion, 311 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:32,507 I would like to apologize for Specialist grant's behavior. 312 00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:35,310 I only did it because I love the service. 313 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:37,179 Funny way of showing it. 314 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,781 Uh, excuse me. 315 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,616 I'm sergeant wojciehowicz, The... The arresting officer. 316 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,885 - sergeant. - hi. 317 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:46,756 Um, I'd like to tell You what happened. 318 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,891 Isn't it in your report? 319 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,693 Well, yeah, the... The cold facts are, 320 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:54,596 But there's, uh, there's Extenuating circumstances. 321 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,033 Well, that'll be up To the army to decide. 322 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,734 At least you... You Could listen to me. 323 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,336 She's out of your jurisdiction. 324 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,228 She's sitting at my Desk. All right, wojo. 325 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,578 Uh... 326 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,648 Sergeant, if I could see You in my office for a moment. 327 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,872 Certainly. 328 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,944 What took you so long? 329 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:27,329 Um, what I think 330 00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:30,299 Sergeant wojciehowicz Was trying to say 331 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,802 Was that 332 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,804 If miss grant were Not in the army, 333 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,739 We would be inclined to give Her a desk-appearance ticket 334 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,007 And send her home. 335 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,109 But the fact is, captain, She is in the army, 336 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,743 And what she is trying to sell 337 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,879 Belongs to the united States government. 338 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:49,218 I won't dispute That. I-I just... 339 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,853 I just hate to see A career ruined 340 00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:55,958 Because of one small mistake. 341 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:58,327 Are you aware of her Financial problems? 342 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:02,131 Captain, I command 112 girls, And all of them have problems, 343 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,566 And I listen to Them all day long. 344 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:09,338 "Powdered eggs makes My face break out." 345 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:13,342 "Somebody stole My sweat shields." 346 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:17,646 "I can't... I can't make Maneuvers because I got cramps." 347 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,281 I mean, the fact is, captain, 348 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:22,117 That if a woman wants to Make a career in the army, 349 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:23,852 She has to make sacrifices. 350 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,221 I mean, god knows I did. 351 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:30,192 Two years in guam sweating Like a pig in the quonset huts 352 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:34,129 While all of those navy Nurses had all of the fun. 353 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:37,832 I didn't earn these Stripes in bed, buddy. 354 00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:40,035 I can believe that. 355 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,104 And now... Tomorrow... 356 00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:46,075 I have to lock these Heels and face my c.O. 357 00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:48,210 And tell him that One of my troop 358 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:52,915 Was found in a sleazy Hotel with a strange man... 359 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,573 A bottle of cheap Gin on the night table. 360 00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:01,945 Soft music playing In the background. 361 00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,982 Sergeant? 362 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,986 Bodies caressing each other. 363 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:14,736 Touching... Fondling. 364 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,738 Sergeant? 365 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,607 Sweat... 366 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:23,345 Glistening until it drops Off of her dog tag... 367 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:26,215 Until that final Moment of rapture. 368 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:29,640 Sergeant, uh, she was Picked up outside a deli. 369 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,023 None of that happened. 370 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:37,381 Well, thank god for that. 371 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,130 Uh, barn, excuse me. 372 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:44,233 James seinbeck from the Commerce department is here. 373 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:48,103 Thank you. Uh, excuse me. 374 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,172 Mr. Seinbeck, I'm Captain miller. 375 00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:51,473 Captain. 376 00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:54,810 Mr. Rilling, mr. Hadden, And mr. Oaks. 377 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,946 Rilling's kgb. Hadden's fbi. 378 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,814 It's the other way around. 379 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,816 - oh, you're, uh... - rilling, fbi. 380 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,652 Oh. I like your show. 381 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,521 Mr. Seinbeck! 382 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,824 There seems to be Some dispute here 383 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,860 With regard to what can Be exported and what can't. 384 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,562 Join the crowd. 385 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,497 - so where's it going? - poland. 386 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:18,500 They're microcomputer chips. 387 00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,203 Uh-huh. 388 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:24,206 Uh-huh. 389 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,775 Uh-huh. 390 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,777 Uh-huh. 391 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,812 Uh-huh. 392 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,215 - well? - they can't go. 393 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,549 Oh, my god. 394 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:36,285 They're going to an Eastern bloc country 395 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,852 And they're being used for Military purposes, right? 396 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,721 Electronic games. 397 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:42,858 Uh-huh. 398 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,827 Uh... Then they can go. 399 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,629 Oh, thank god. 400 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,699 Non-reprogrammable Chips can be exported 401 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,434 If they're used in Amusement devices. 402 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,470 Yeah, but there's no such thing As non-reprogrammable chips 403 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,472 If you can afford To reprogram them. 404 00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:59,541 According to an Industry trade journal, 405 00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,476 The microprocessors In video games 406 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,178 Are five years more advanced 407 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,414 Than those generally Used by our military. 408 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,815 Is that true? 409 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,772 I suppose. 410 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:12,787 Did you know that? 411 00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:16,791 Well, yes, I-I had heard Something to that effect. 412 00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:18,827 And you sold him That stuff anyway? 413 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,330 If it wasn't me it Would be someone else. 414 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,666 That's a wonderful attitude. 415 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,535 So, what do we do? 416 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,570 Nothing... For the moment. 417 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,672 What do you mean, For the moment? 418 00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,674 Well, the commodity-control list 419 00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,809 Is always being Changed and updated. 420 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:36,278 Try us next month. 421 00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:39,681 By next month, those Chips could be in moscow. 422 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,717 And this guy just walks out? 423 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:45,420 Unless you want an International incident. 424 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,422 Wonderful. 425 00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,658 Why don't you just Let the fbi handle it? 426 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:55,597 Well, leo... I'll See you around. 427 00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:57,599 Take it easy, frank. 428 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,201 Can I go, too? 429 00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:01,636 I don't need you. 430 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,594 Anybody? 431 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,466 Okay, mr. Oaks, you can go. 432 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:14,916 But if I were you, I'd be a bit More circumspect in the future 433 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,986 With regard to who You do business with. 434 00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:19,288 I will. I certainly will. 435 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,890 Thank you. Bless you. Thank you. God bless you. 436 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,226 All right! 437 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,794 I'll be going, too, captain, 438 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,796 Unless I can be of Further assistance. 439 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,098 Thank you. You've done Quite enough already. 440 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,055 They all say that. 441 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:38,006 I suppose you'll want to Hold on to those for evidence. 442 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,342 You suppose correctly. 443 00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:42,933 Well, then, goodbye. 444 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:47,138 No hard feelings. 445 00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,519 You know, mr. Hadden, The irony of this 446 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:54,055 Is that it's only in a Country like this one, 447 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,024 Where the power of Law is above all else, 448 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,008 That you get to Walk out that door. 449 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:03,332 Frank... Have a good life. 450 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:05,467 You've earned your rest. 451 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:08,069 Leo, take care of yourself. 452 00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:10,339 If you're ever in Honolulu, look me up. 453 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,942 I won't be getting Around very much. 454 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:18,780 Rocking chairs, some good Books, catskill mountains... 455 00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:20,181 That's it for me. 456 00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:22,183 Goodbye. 457 00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:24,140 Goodbye. 458 00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:28,144 Gentlemen. 459 00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:33,228 Honolulu, pearl harbor, 460 00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:36,898 Scofield barracks, Hickam air force base. 461 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:42,225 I'm gonna get that sucker If it's the last thing I do. 462 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:48,310 I think we'll be going now. 463 00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:51,213 Oh, I'm sorry to Have kept you waiting. 464 00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:53,248 Police business. 465 00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:54,738 Let's go, grant. 466 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,660 Thanks for your help. 467 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:09,865 Look, uh... If you Ever get liberty again, 468 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,766 We'll, uh, we'll have Dinner or something. 469 00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:13,935 Oh, I'd like that. 470 00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:15,893 And I wouldn't Charge you anything. 471 00:23:18,196 --> 00:23:20,575 Nice meeting you, captain. 472 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:23,612 My pleasure. 473 00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:26,337 If you ever get to Fort dix, pop me a flare. 474 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,907 I'll do that. 475 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,445 You like tanks? 476 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,893 Yeah, sure. 477 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:41,418 I'd like to show you mine. 478 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,622 Looking forward to it. 479 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,025 Let's go, specialist. 480 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,864 Move! 481 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:01,483 Barn, it's almost checkout time. 482 00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:03,752 - I'm gonna split. - good night. 483 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,488 Me too, barn. 484 00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:09,491 - thanks. - yeah. 485 00:24:09,515 --> 00:24:12,661 Yeah, I'm gonna run Puente down the tombs, 486 00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:14,162 And then I'm gonna Take off myself. 487 00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:15,764 Okay. 488 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,466 Quite a day, huh? 489 00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:20,234 Got to be the most exasperating, 490 00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:22,526 Frustrating experience I've ever been through. 491 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:27,197 So why'd you drag me into it?